I tried to play the game, but I messed up and my Tanooki died.
No way that was shot on an iPhone.
@sromeo121: she meant to say "eh, spying on..." but she mispronounced it.
@Whitney Jefferson: I was making a John Locke/tabula rasa reference!
Angel Lynn Boris, the woman responsible for my sexual awakening, has perfectly pert nipples!
Runaway already came out.
Many of the most memorable scenes from Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm take place at dinner, Martha.
He's gonna halve my rent!
Uggs and a skirt? What the fuck.
